Cop Stories

Stories about cops (and secretly a disability bingo). Older pages kept online for yer amusement.

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October 5th, 2014, 6:35 pm

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Oly-RRR, October 5th, 2014, 6:47 pm

And now for a longer side story - multiple pages and all. I had this one planned a while ago...

The working title was Pee Bag Story and at some point I considered "Urine Trouble" and then "War and Piss" (I can't believe nobody used that one yet) but it's a Quad Story so I knew the title had to be classy.

Honestly I’m still not sure if this story is crazy good or crazy bad but making it happen seems to be the only way to find out. I don't want to still be asking myself that when I'm old(-ish) and possibly dying from some terminal illness – if your last regret is "I wish I made that comic featuring an urinary receptacle" you know you've had a REALLY crappy life.

So now you have to put some faith in my storytelling skills. See you on the other side!

You might want to stay off apple juice while we get there.

Boring disclaimer for boring people: no, I don't find anything about the fact of people using urinary bags hilarious or sensational, it's a bodily function like any other. But because we've just agreed that it's a mundane fact of life it's okay to make a story about it without gasping about "taboo subjects". Got it? Good. Because you bet I'm not pasting this under every following page.

Oh, and also there won't be any dicks pictured (relieving or disappointing - you decide) but you bet they will be mentioned but it's not uncommon for Cop Story so you've probably expected that.

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mitchellbravo, October 5th, 2014, 7:15 pm

The alternate titles are fucking hilarious. XD I have no idea at all what to expect from this short and that is absolutely perfect to me.

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Oly-RRR, October 5th, 2014, 7:22 pm

@mitchellbravo: It was Pee Bag Story for so long that I almost decided to make it the actual title but it sounds too much like all those preschool books about toilet training and personal hygiene. :P

The first page is my top priority right now (well, besides y'know, my job)! Hopefully I won't keep you waiting too long!

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pixieface, October 6th, 2014, 12:56 pm

Ahahahahahaa! What a cover! You cheeky bugger, you totally cropped out the urine bag in that sneak peek you posted on the boards. :3

Love it.

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Oly-RRR, October 6th, 2014, 1:35 pm

@pixieface: But of course - didn't want to get you all excited too early! :D Thank you!

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Oly-RRR, January 20th, 2015, 4:54 pm

@Squirreltastic-Blue: Drug-free?! They are in a psychiatric facility, those are like the only places where you can't call the cops when people give you drugs! 8I

Though to be fair to Dr Murray and the majority of staff at Aylesbury House they try not to dope patients up if it can be avoided.

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Squirreltastic-Blue, January 20th, 2015, 4:56 pm

@Oly-RRR: Oh, well, uh, throw that idea out the window! I thought this was some kind of long-term physical hospital.

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Oly-RRR, January 20th, 2015, 5:00 pm

@Squirreltastic-Blue: Nah, they just have some people with pre-existing physical conditions in there, sometimes it goes sort of hand-in-hand.